(Download) Humor Jokes For Seniors

He goes to his doctor for a checkup a couple of weeks before the wedding date.

Humor jokes for seniors. A good simple and clean over the hill joke always elicits a laugh. Flipping her gown at him she said supersex. As she walked she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say supersex she walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. An elderly couple had dinner at another couple s house and after eating the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. One of them remarks it s windy another replies no way. The doctor looks him over and says bill you seem completely healthy but i must tell you one thing.

Two elderly residents one male and one female were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady i know just what you re wanting and for 5 i ll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair. As they sipped their whiskeys the gentleman thought he d humor the old man and asked so how many have you caught today the old man replied you re the eighth from a prairie. Good jokes for the elderly are universal meaning anyone can understand and relate to them. C mon ma you have got to try it i pleaded to my elderly mother. Let s have a soda clean funny senior citizen jokes. Three senior pals three seniors are out for a stroll.

Jokes for seniors a lovey dovey couple are sitting on a bench in the park and she says my he kisses it gently and asks is it better now my darling it s all gone giggles the girl but now i have a pain here and she. 80 year old millionaire v s doctor s advice an 80 year old millionaire becomes engaged to a beautiful 22 year old model. It s thursday the last one says me too. Hearing better now an elderly man was having hearing problems and went to see a specialist.