Humor Yogurt Puns

The bartender who was a tub of cottage cheese says to them we don t serve your kind in here one of the yogurt cartons says back to him why not.

Humor yogurt puns. By january nelson updated october 30 2018. My wife saw me licking a yogurt lid and said why don t you lick me like that my wife saw me licking a yogurt lid and said why don t you lick me like that because yogurt tastes better the divorce is next tuesday. When the yogurt took over we all made the same jokes. How did reese eat her ice cream. I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. I m super friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet.

The bartender who is a tub of cottage cheese says to them we don t serve your kind in here one of the yogurt cartons says to him why not. You get breyer s remorse. 40 yogurt puns ranked in order of popularity and relevancy. Loser esque yet hilarious unbearably foolish yet clever at the same time puns will never get boring even if they d be the last jokes left on earth. I ve just eaten 3 yogurts in a row. Dec 03 2019. What do you get from an alaskan cow.

There are no answers as to when this amazingly lame form of humor was born but it has kept its popularity from the dawn of ages to this day nonetheless. Those two slices of bread knew they were toast when they saw the peanut butter and jelly show up for lunch. Finally our rulers will have culture our society has curdled our government is now the cream of the crop. The young lady threw her toaster in the trash because. These bread puns are always funny because they never seem to get mold. What happens after you eat an entire gallon of all natural ice cream. When the two slices of bread disappeared in the middle of the night it was though that they e loafed.

Yoghurt on the bus today i tapped the woman in front of me on the shoulder and said excuse me but there s some semen on your sweater she said oh it s probably just yogurt i replied maybe but i m pretty sure i don t ejaculate yogurt.